Somebody call whine one one and get me a waaaaah-mbulance

Whenever I'm in one of those pity-party-I'm-fat-and-have-a-lot-of-zits-and-school-is-hard-and-I-am-dumb-and-everyone-is-cooler-than-me-and-I'm-weird-and-awkward-and-no-one-likes-me-wah-wah-wah-life-is-so-hard-for-Amy moods, I make myself sing that "Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, guess I'll go eat worms" song.

It always makes me laugh and realize that whatever I'm fretting about is not the end of the world and I need to put on my big girl panties and stop being a drama queen.

And that is my motivational speech of the day.