... irons my skirt with my hair straightener when I'm too lazy to do the whole iron and ironing board thing?
... eats so much cookie dough while making cookies that I can not eat any of the actual finished product?
... only feels inspired to blog when I should be studying?
... forgets whether I am shampoo-ing or conditioner-ing while in the shower and has to start all over?
... gets excited about eating breakfast the next day while falling asleep at night?
... gets jealous of my dog whose entire life consists of eating and sleeping?
... wishes I had a kid when I walk by cool looking playgrounds so I could play on them without looking like a creepy pedophile?
... thinks America's Funniest Home Videos is still hilarious?
... secretly wishes it was socially appropriate to live at home until you are 50?
Please tell me it's not just me.