An ode to Captain Crunch

I see you on the shelf
There at the grocery store
I know I shouldn't take you home
You've hurt me before

But I convince myself
To buy you anyway
And I eat you for breakfast
The very next day

You are still delicious
But I should have taken a pass
Because now my mouth feels like
I ate a bowl full of glass

The roof of my mouth is ripped to shreds
It hurts a whole bunch
You tricked me again!
I hate you, Captain Crunch.



Also, did you know that Golden Crisps first listed ingredient is sugar?
That is distressing.


I am returning to my usual breakfast of yogurt and banana, so that the roof of my mouth will remain in one piece and so I won't succumb to the dreaded Dia-beet-us.

At least Liberty Medical could deliver my dia-beet-us supplies right to my door! (Haha, I hate that commercial so much)

This post is weird.