"FAT BOOTH:
The Best $1 I Ever Spent"
My name is Amy.
And I really like food
And this is what I'm going to look like in 20 years
... Maybe more like 2 years.
Here is my handsome brother, Brent. He can eat 2 Chipotle burritos without even breaking a sweat.
Someday his metabolism will slow down. (And it will be a joyous day for those of us without such blessed metabolisms.)
This is my widdle brudder Josh. He makes this face a lot. It's pretty funny...
... But it would be even funnier if he weighed 500 lbs.
And here is my other widdle brudder Yanr. His real name is Ryan but I can't remember the last time I called him that. He is cute and the ladies love him.
Feast your eyes on the future, ladies.
Fat Booth is alternately hilarious and horrifying. I should post these pictures on my fridge to remind me to keep my grubby fingers out of there.
Will you guys still be my friend when I look like this?
:) Nice. I don't know if random guys will be your friend when you look like that, but I know Cary will stick around forever. And thats what counts! :) When I was in college, we'd rip Victoria's secret pages out and stick them on the fridge. I guess you could go for scaring yourself... or for motivation to stay your size ;)
ReplyDeleteHaha, I just realized that I typed "will guys still be my friend" instead of "will you guys still be my friend". oops. it sounds really weird if i am asking if random guys want to be my friend, haha.
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness these are a riot. Amazing.
ReplyDeleteMy brother definitely has this app. It's hilarious.
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