1. Never drink a 64 oz Diet Coke right before you begin the 4 hour stretch of your drive with no bathrooms and not even anywhere safe to pull off because you might end up needing to pee so bad that it physically hurts and you might even start crying which makes you and your husband laugh which makes you need to pee even more and your husband might have to coach you to stay on the road and not hyperventilate and you might have to waddle, not run, into the gas station to finally make to because if you run you will actually pee in your pants and the workers at the gas station just might laugh at you.
I'm just guessing that something like this could happen to someone, someday.
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ReplyDeleteThat STINKS! I'm sensitive to having to hold it, even when I don't drink that much fluid. Glad you made to the bathroom... right? :)
ReplyDeletehaha, yes i did not actually pee my pants but it was very very close. yikes!
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