Ahoy there, mateys! Time for my bi-monthly blog post-o-rama. Perhaps someday I will get into the habit of blogging more than that, but today is not that day.
Let's start with a quick recap of recent google searches that have caused people to stumble upon this blog. This never fails to amuse me/concern me.
1. "Sexy women posing aircraft engines"
2. "Pregnancy wedding belly"
Perhaps they are referring to this photo, and if so I am offended.
3. "How to draw a cartoon roach."
Well, I am the expert on this.
4. And once again, 278 people have found themselves on this blog after searching for "vienna sausages." The world is a strange, strange place.
I don't know when this blog turned into a dump of pictures from my phone accompanied by ramblings, but I'm just rolling with it.
I wish I took more pictures of our fantastic weekend together. I had so much fun getting my domesticity on and cooking and cleaning for my company. When the Care Bear is out of town, I revert entirely back to the ol' single days. I eat Lean Cuisines for dinner, never make the bed, and generally just become a malnourished and messy blob. Even though school occasionally fills me with murderous rage, I appreciate the fact that it forces me to get dressed and leave the house each day. Because without it, I think I would become chemically bonded to our couch. And no one wants to see that.
Hey speaking of hair, everyone told me that I would do weird things to my hair whilst in beauty school and I was all pffff no I will not. And while I still will not be adding unnatural colors or doing bizarre haircuts, I have been considering going dark. I've had blonde hair forever, and I've always wondered what I would look like with dark hair. I've gone light-brown a couple of times but I never really liked it. So I'm thinking about going all out and really going dark this time. Take a gander at this extremely realistic photo of myself with brown hair that I made just now via the world wide web.