Saturday, January 12, 2013

...And 2013 is off with a bang. I mean "fringe."

If the title of this blog post confuses you, just keep reading.

Salutations, oh people of the world wide web! (Side note: I just now, as in right this moment, realized that the www of www.whatever.com comes from world wide web. Is this common knowledge?? I am dumb.) Anywho. I present unto you a missive containing my deepest thoughts regarding the following:

1. My husband's birfday celebrations.
2. Why skiing is the wold's most glorious sport.
3. My decision to attend cosmetology school.

Buckle in, y'all, it's gonna be a long one.

Cary turned 26! That old fart. Cary is not really a big birthday guy, but I LOVE birthdays. Thus all of the cheesy excited faces in the following photos:
 A day-trip hiking bag! Cary was so surprised! Okay so maybe Cary picked out half of his presents while we were at REI a few weekends ago... I don't have the hiking and camping knowledge required to pick out presents for him. I'm what they call "indoorsy."
 Gift cards from the Reeves! Yahoo!
 And then we put Abby in a box and it was quite amusing. She just stood in there looking depressed until Cary picked her up and took her out.
 Cary also got this headlamp for his birthday, and I really did pick it out by myself! I was so proud of myself. Cary was much more excited than I would anticipate one would be when receiving a light that you strap to your head.



 For Cary's birthday lunch, we went to a really delicious pizza place in our neighborhood. So scrumptious. And our pizza had no green things on it, because it was Cary's birthday.
 Whoops, now we're back at gift opening time. Get it together, blog! Let's all take a moment to laugh at the fact that Cary is wearing a bath robe, and wears it quite frequently. With his slippers. Is this is 26th or 96th birthday? And look at all those gift cards! Thanks, Reichmans! Gift cards are the best, because with just regular money, you might feel obligated to do something responsible and grown-uply with it. But with gift cards, you have to just enjoy them. Three cheers for that.


2.  The day after Cary's birthday, we went on a little mini-ski trip! It was fantastic. I stink at all sports in the world, except skiing. And after 3 seasons, Cary is starting to get pretty good too! Who wants to hear a joke? What is the difference between a vacuum and a snowboard? The way you attach the dirtbag. Ba-dum chh! I kid, I kid. Kind of. Here's my theory on the snowboard/ski debate: When given a choice of winter sports, the idiot population as a whole is most likely going to choose snowboarding. This does not mean that all snowboarders are idiots; it just means that there is a higher proportion of idiots amongst the snowboarding community. I'm just sayin.

 It was freezing. You know those bags of frozen chicken that are labeled as "ice-glazed chicken breasts?" That is how I felt.
Hooray for skiing!
Warming up in the lodge between runs. Cary looks like a sleepy bear.
Day 2 at Schweitzer. On top of a verrrrry steep black diamond. Cary was a trooper and rocked that bad boy!
 I just really like skiing a whole lot.

3. I started hair school this week. 1 week down, 51 to go. Good grief. So far it's been... alright. I enjoy the actual learning and hands on practice, but it is so far mostly an exercise in learning to control my eye-rolling reflexes. Paul Mitchel THE School (don't even think about just calling it Paul Mitchell) has some, ahem, interesting beliefs and requirements. For example, we are not allowed to use the word bangs, they are called "fringe". We don't make mistakes, we make "learning discoveries". You don't wash someone's hair, you have a "wash house experience." And they are so serious about all this nonsense. Everyone takes themselves so dang seriously! It's hair school, people! Not exactly medical school here. Being a 23 year old married woman who doesn't drink, smoke, have tattoos, or have multiple body piercings really puts me in the minority in the hair school student demographic (as does knowing the word demographic... ha. That was mean). But aside from all of my grumblings, I'm learning a lot, everyone has been fairly pleasant so far, and I'm sure it'll be just dandy. Hey look at my up-dos (oh wait, I mean "up-styles") that I've made and tell me I'm totally radical.
 This is pretty significant, seeing as I did not know how to french braid prior to this week.

I really struggled with the decision to go to hair school. As you are probably aware, I've spent the last year frantically trying to decide on a path for my life. Getting pregnant seemed like the answer to so many prayers, and losing that pregnancy really rocked my world. I felt completely turned upside down. During that brief pregnancy, I missed the deadline for a few programs I was considering applying to. After some pretty tough weeks of feeling purposeless and with Cary's trips and deployments looming, I knew I just really needed to do something to get out of the house and feel productive. So, here we are. And of course, 2 days after I started hair school, I got an e-mail about my dream job that I applied for several months ago, asking me to interview. Argh. I am feeling a little more than anxious to get down the road several years and see the wisdom in His timing. I know that God has a plan for me, but I won't lie, it's a little difficult to see right now. Hopefully I'm finally on the right track with this hair school thing, but you might want to buy up some stock in Haagen Dazs just in case.

Oh and hey! Guess what else?? My super awesome friend Nichole runs a sweet couponing blog at GoodDealDivas.com and she had a giveaway for this great Coach bag, and I won! It came in the mail a few days ago, and it was like extended Christmas! Hot dog!

7 comments:

  1. I've never skied (sp?) a day in my life. I will agree with you that a lot of snowboarders are complete d-bags (and no, I don't mean "dirtbags"). When I was learning how to, I'd get laughed at from the jerks on the ski lift if I fell on my face or my butt. :P

    Anyways.... I wish you guys were stationed here, bc then we could get Disney passes together and just go there all the time when the husbands are deployed/TDY. :)

    And very cute up-dos. I find it humorous that they insist on using that vocabulary since most people who walk into a salon call those things exactly what you were saying to not call them :P no hair stylist has ever corrected me when I said I wanted new bangs. :P

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  2. ...umm...I snowboard. :)

    And I have always wanted to go to hair school. Seriously always. Mostly because I am the most unstylish/makeup/hair-do-ing incapable person you may have ever met.

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  3. and add a TOTALLY... to that.

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  4. Cute up-dos! Good luck with hair school!

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  5. Welcome to the strange world of Paul Mitchell THE SCHOOL!! After you get out of The Core part of things, it gets way more fun! Some of my instructors were lame, but others were HILARIOUS. Hair stylists are a different breed of people, that is for sure. Welcome to the weird side ;)

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  6. I have been trying to get a hold of your husband for years. If it is not too much trouble, would you tell him to email me so we can catch up? hyperbolajod@yahoo.com.

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