This is really embarrassingly true.
But I'm obviously the exception. Everything I write about is extremely profound and I find it of utmost importance and urgency, nay, even my duty, for me to enlighten the world wide web with my unique perspective on diet coke, food, and awkward stories about my life. How would the world function if I did not continually broadcast my shrewd observations and opinions?
You're welcome, people of the internet.
But really, despite its vapidity and probable narcissism, I love blogging because it forces me to see the humor and laugh at the situations that I otherwise might not be inclined to laugh about. And I hope that occasionally, it makes someone else laugh too.
And if not, this will:
If this doesn't at least make you smile, you need to see a doctor, because your funny bone is most definitely broken.